If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face
last time i checked it’s my vagina. so stop telling me how to use it, fuckers.
If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad
bad-assbrew Bruhhhh lmaooooooooo
walking a drunk friend like
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt