Tell me baby if I fuck you right, can I fuck forever?
PARTYNEXTDOOR, West District (via skinnymochaa)

soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face

st0nedzombiie:

last time i checked it’s my vagina. so stop telling me how to use it, fuckers.


biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad

bad-assbrew:

mermaidd94:

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

image

bad-assbrew Bruhhhh lmaooooooooo

OMGGGG😂😂😂😂 LOLOLOL

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.


(Source: troylerisinyou)

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt